May 07, 2003

We got a code 36688 over here...

At the neighborhood meeting:
The officers response to the question, "why has vandalism, tagging, petty crime increased in our area?"

"well...I'm not really at liberty to say, but we've had to decrease our patrols lately...we've been tasked for some, you know, homeland security projects..."

Yeah, pretty darn worried that Lamar's donuts is going to be a target for terrorism, aren't you.

Go here and enter 36688.

Posted by heyhansen at May 7, 2003 06:46 PM
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Forwarded your comments (and your name, address, phone number, description, license plate number and address of your employer) to big Sergeant Mark . He will get back to you soon...

Posted by: David at May 7, 2003 11:29 PM