eric clapton
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I'm pushing my grocery cart toward my car and I see him. Standing 2 cars down and immediately I know, just know, he'll be hitting me up for something. Sure enough, I open the hatch on my car and he says "hey, my girlfriend and I we've, well, we've hit a tough spot..."
I look at him and say, "you've picked the wrong guy" and the whole time I'm thinking, "I'm grocery shopping at 11 am, what's that tell you about my probable job status? I'm putting said groceries into a 1983 honda hatchback that is so beat other beat up cars honk at me as they pass, it's in the beat up car club. What makes you think I have "extra" money?"
His parting words to me?
"You look like Eric Clapton".
Great, I think, which Eric Clapton do I look like?