I'm folding laundry in the upstairs front room of the house in shorts with my shirt off. My neighbor pulls up, gets out of the car with a houseguest that's going to be staying with them for a week or so. He sees me and says to her, "Hey look, there's neighbor Mark dancing naked!"
The houseguest looks up at me, slightly horrified, and continues walking by saying nothing.
The next day, houseguest is out front so being friendly I say, "hi nice to meet you, especially now that I have my shirt on". She looks at me, squints, and then finally says, "oh, that was you? I thought you were much older."
Great, just great. I'm old naked.
Posted by heyhansen at June 17, 2004 11:27 AM