September 14, 2004

For Rent?

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I come home the other day to a guy sitting on my porch waiting for me.
"Hey, i wuz jez wunderin' whats goin on wit yer garage? Could I rent that?"
-breath still reeking of alcohol.
"No, sorry, not for rent."

Crazy thing is, this is the third time someone has asked me this! And I'm talking about this garage - take a look at the pictures!

So...what do you think a place like that would rent for, anyway??

Posted by heyhansen at September 14, 2004 12:01 PM
Comments

That's great until week 2.

'Hey, could I use your bathroom? There isn't any toilet paper in your backyard.'

'Hey, could I borrow 8 dollars for bus fare?'

'Hey, could you forget to pull down the blinds again?'

Posted by: sp at September 14, 2004 03:39 PM

I suggest a good lease, a background check, first and last months rent in advance (everthing in between while your at it). I can sell you a url "www.denverslumlord.com" ..oh don't forget to charge extra for the wireless internet service.

Posted by: bro at September 14, 2004 11:55 PM

i'd rent it for eleventy billion.

Posted by: gijyun at September 15, 2004 11:32 AM

What would it rent for? All the piss and broken glass you can (or can't) handle...

Posted by: ll at September 15, 2004 01:52 PM

There was a guy living in there a couple years ago. I guess he liked it better than the house you bought - too crowded? Or maybe they liked having the old man out there.

I must say I sure enjoy using your dumpsters. They're handy.

Posted by: Bike Mike at September 22, 2004 03:12 PM

Hey Hanson

I just remembered I know a dude who needs to a rent a place to park his old Ford Galaxy 500. Like, a garage. And leave it there. Forever.

Posted by: bike mike at September 22, 2004 03:33 PM