Spending 2 weeks driving to and around Alaska with my dad & uncle my brother and I were treated to some high humor. But, before I share these gems, let me start by saying this - also heard frequently in that time:
"Sometimes wisdom comes with age, sometimes age comes alone"
OK. You asked for it. (didncha?)
"Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
"I suppose I can, why's that?"
"well, cuz dad says when you croak we get to go to disneyland!"
2 blondes in LA were chatting, "which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" "ha, you dummy" the other replies, "you can see the moon from here!"
Yeah. Good times...
Posted by heyhansen at September 26, 2005 08:34 PM