When was the last time you heard "scrapple" used in a sentence?
Esquire has this list of things a "man over 30 should never do". It has things like own a wallet that fastens with velcro, etc. I've got an addition to that list: Use virgin to describe something that someone has never done (aside from sex).
"oh, so you've never done [insert activity here] you're a [whatever] virgin!"
Well, I reckon I fried me up some molded sliced cornmeal and pork for supper last week thereabouts. Ain't never had it? You're a right scrapple virgin.
Posted by: Scott at October 23, 2005 09:40 PM