Recently overheard conversations:
In the lift line:
Testosterone Guy 1: Did you hear about Joe?
TSG2: No, what?
TSG1: Well, you know how he signed up to be in the army just so he could shoot someone?
TSG2: yeah...
TSG1: So he just got back from Iraq and he didn't even get to kill anyone! Can you believe that crap?
TSG2: Bummer...
Source supressed:
"well, I think I would have had an easier time with the abortion decision if I knew then it was gonna be a boy"
friend:
"so every time a guy wants to kick my brother's ass b/c he catches him flirting with his girlfriend he just says, 'don't worry, I'm gay'"
(uh, everytime? this happens a lot?)