July 20, 2006

Ice, ice, baby...

I have an ice crunching problem. I define problem as something that "interferes with your ability to function normally". I realize that may be a bit circular as "normal" has issues of it's own. But no matter, on to my problem. Once I start crunching ice - and this is usually after my red bull & vodka drink has evaporated - I can't really stop. I just keep crunching until all the ice is gone. There's generally enough ice that my entire mouth is numb and that's where it get's tricky. With a numb mouth and tongue I can no longer enunciate words and I just sound like a seal in heat. So...next time you see me out and can't understand anything I say...check for a glass empty of ice in my hand.

Posted by heyhansen at July 20, 2006 03:21 PM
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I used to have an ice crunching problem then I went to the dentist for a toothache. They said root canal and sent me to the special dentist, who said why is this tooth have all these cracks in it? Bye, bye tooth.

Posted by: David at August 8, 2006 05:21 PM

big thank

Posted by: cheap prevacid at August 10, 2006 07:32 PM
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