February 28, 2003

Hot

Get Superb Breasts Now!!

Look what John has to say about this type of email.

Posted by heyhansen at 11:29 AM | Comments (0)

Schizo

I want this car.
I want to avoid car payments.

I want this refrigerator.
I want to keep house costs down.

I want this sofa.
I don't want to be defined by my furniture.

I want this espresso machine.
I want to live simply.

I want this camera.
I want to get rid of all my belongings.

I want...

Posted by heyhansen at 07:32 AM | Comments (0)

February 27, 2003

Savings

$2 - breakfast burrito from street vendor.
$3.07 - coffee from (clearly) fancy coffee house.

$5.07 less toward my 'move to tropical island' scheme.

Posted by heyhansen at 11:35 AM | Comments (0)

Swam

10.

Posted by heyhansen at 11:20 AM | Comments (0)

February 26, 2003

just go

Looks great, doesn't it?

www.vagabonding.com

This comment hits perhaps too close to home:

"Hey, really neat narrative. I hope you're not gonna waste the opportunity and not turn your travelogue and the pix you took into a book"

Posted by heyhansen at 03:54 PM | Comments (0)

language

Talking in a relationship. The speech affectations. The words that have been modified for, you know, "cuteness".
I hate that stuff.
And I've sure said some dopey stuff along the way.

And look how the problem is compounded with kids. That's it, another reason not to have kids: baby talk.

Posted by heyhansen at 02:10 PM | Comments (0)

February 25, 2003

Reaction

Bumper sticker on a late model convertible camaro parked in my work garage:
"Women control the pussy, men could at least control themselves!"

Yikes.
Is this the female response?
What does the driver of this car look like?

Posted by heyhansen at 04:35 PM | Comments (3)

Swam

13 laps this morning.
13 laps of trying to stroke, breathe and kick.
31 years of same in life.

Posted by heyhansen at 10:48 AM | Comments (0)

February 24, 2003

8 years old

Curb your enthusiasm.

Posted by heyhansen at 02:02 PM

Snow

22 inches in 24 hours.
No friends on powder days.
Everyone is your friend on a powder day.
The lift line in the morning has a totally different tone. It's quieter, more businesslike. The only lift conversation is which run first and where next.
Few things approach sex, that run down Spaulding was getting close.

Posted by heyhansen at 10:21 AM