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Pop Songs for Owls

I love this.
I used to be all maxell xII 90's for my mix tapes, then I went thru this fujitsu period, with a brief Denon phase before, well, before the end of mix tapes....

Your tape of choice?

random & over 30

When was the last time you heard "scrapple" used in a sentence?

Esquire has this list of things a "man over 30 should never do". It has things like own a wallet that fastens with velcro, etc. I've got an addition to that list: Use virgin to describe something that someone has never done (aside from sex).
"oh, so you've never done [insert activity here] you're a [whatever] virgin!"

Best organic product idea today

Walking to coffee talking about sneaking alcohol into shows came up, we progressed from oversized cowboy boots (for hiding flasks) to underwear with pouches sewed dead center, to finally - the top, a "vodka bra". Simply modify one of those water bra's, add some straws to the straps and voila!

Sleepy?

Since when did "tired" become the new "fine"?

pre 2005:
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Fine"

2005:
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Tired"

Move on

This will be mildly political, feel free to stop reading. In fact, stop.

OK, so you're still reading because you want to make fun of my politics, fair enough.

Isn't it time to stop coming up with new (albeit creative) anti-bush bumper stickers? I mean, we haven't changed the 2 term rule yet right? - or was that in the 'patriot' act? I'm not saying stop pushing your agenda, I'm just saying how about pushing your new candidate? Why not begin to promote a good candidate so they have a chance of winning? Time to promote someone, enough with the anti already.

*oh come on, admit it, you're a libertarian...

choices

"Choose well, your choice is brief, and yet endless." - Goethe

Gee thanks Goethe, no pressure. Who has a name like Goethe anyway?

Nothing like a Celestial Seasonings tea bag quote to brighten add stress to your day.

Always on my mind

Misread a bumper sticker today, thought it said:

"Think you're perfect? Try drywalling"

It actually said, "try walking on water" - Hey, I was at a distance...my brain filled it in...and, to be honest, I think either gets the point across....

Altitude sadness?

Why is it I always seem to cry during movies on an airplane?